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my girls would kill me, but I will come live with you, as long as it gets me away from these stupid furbies – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >oooh, maybe Donna can sell me two furbys so they will talk to each otehr >:) But her kids will probably have her for breakfast for giving away their >furbys :) >> What’s a furby? >>  David > LOL…what planet have you been on, David????  Here is one website for them > http://www.game.com/furby/  basically it is based on the gigi pets, but > bigger…all the "cool" kids have them :-)  if you get more then one, they > talk to one another…the more you talk to them and feed them the more > "advanced" they get…they burb, fart, talk, blink, wiggle their ears and so > on…best regards, Connie

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they look like gismo from that movie gremlins – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >If you are considering selling one to get rid of it, I’ll be interested. I >won’t buy a new one because it’s a waste of 40$ (which is what they cost >here) but if someone is desperate to get rid of theirs, i’ll buy it. After >the novelty wears off in playing with it, it will sit on my shelf without >batteries just to look nice. I hear they aren’t bad looking… >About the batteries and all, perhaps you should have set a rule for when >they can play with them and use batteries? That way they don’t talk all >night or anything? >I’m very curious about these things… they don’t have batteries in the >store so you can’t play with them. >Rachel & Cats >>> excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have > been >>> wiser to let the cat flush it. >>I’ve never had a furby, I don’t know about them… why do you dislike >>them? I hear they can be noisy, many ppl I know take the batteries out to >>turn the damn thing off. >>>>My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie". She’s >>>>a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >>>>when she was small, things started disappearing… >>>>Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >>>>up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >>>>still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >>>>whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >>>>The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >>>>down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >>>>Newton dunked it. >>>>Johanna >>>>– >>>>*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >>>>*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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so, you know my pain. lol – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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Sarah, LOL. Thanks for sharing. If you had not guessed I am new. I have cats too but none have ever done this. Of course I have one who buries his food with whatever he can find that is handy. Thanks for making me laugh. Anastasia.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

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~C, that was so funny. Thanks for sharing. Anastasia.

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ROFLMAO – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >ARGH!  Here’s a Siamese story for you…a friend of mine invited me over for >Thanksgiving dinner one year in college (my parents were off traveling). We >went  the day before Thanksgiving and my friend’s dad started cooking the 25 >pound turkey the night before.  It smelled HEAVENLY.  Meanwhile, they have a >Siamese cat that they called ODB (ya know, old dirty bastard)…anyway, ODB >could smell it cooking and kept meowling for >some…MEEEEEOWL…MEEEEOWWWW…for hours on end.  Long story short, time >for Thanksgiving dinner the next day, table’s set, food is on the table, >turkey’s looking yummy.  My friend’s dad went to the other room to get the >carving knife for the turkey…we’re all laughing and talking and all having >a good time while sitting at the table waiting for her father.  This hideous >SCREECH came from ODB in another room…everyone knew he was upset about the >turkey.  Friend’s dad walks in the dining room with the carving knives…ODB >comes streaking past my friend’s father, jumps up on the table and hisses at >everyone…bolts towards the turkey and sprayed it…ewwww…it was gross, >but god, whatta memory that was!  LOL >~C > > I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles >of nail > > polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday >I’ll move a > > piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I >remember a > > few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the >kitchen > > sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the >counter with > > the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs >about 5 > > lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! > That image is priceless :) I think she wanted to just take the turkey to > eat it :)

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ARGH!  Here’s a Siamese story for you…a friend of mine invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner one year in college (my parents were off traveling).  We went  the day before Thanksgiving and my friend’s dad started cooking the 25 pound turkey the night before.  It smelled HEAVENLY.  Meanwhile, they have a Siamese cat that they called ODB (ya know, old dirty bastard)…anyway, ODB could smell it cooking and kept meowling for some…MEEEEEOWL…MEEEEOWWWW…for hours on end.  Long story short, time for Thanksgiving dinner the next day, table’s set, food is on the table, turkey’s looking yummy.  My friend’s dad went to the other room to get the carving knife for the turkey…we’re all laughing and talking and all having a good time while sitting at the table waiting for her father.  This hideous SCREECH came from ODB in another room…everyone knew he was upset about the turkey.  Friend’s dad walks in the dining room with the carving knives…ODB comes streaking past my friend’s father, jumps up on the table and hisses at everyone…bolts towards the turkey and sprayed it…ewwww…it was gross, but god, whatta memory that was!  LOL ~C

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles of nail > polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday I’ll move a > piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I remember a > few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the kitchen > sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the counter with > the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs about 5 > lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! > That image is priceless :) I think she wanted to just take the turkey to > eat it :)

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What’s a furby? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

 David

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> What’s a furby? >  David

LOL…what planet have you been on, David????  Here is one website for them http://www.game.com/furby/  basically it is based on the gigi pets, but bigger…all the "cool" kids have them :-)  if you get more then one, they talk to one another…the more you talk to them and feed them the more "advanced" they get…they burb, fart, talk, blink, wiggle their ears and so on…best regards, Connie

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What my husband calls our cats. He wants to know when they’ll start speaking human and stop speaking furbish  (purrbish?) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > What’s a furby? >> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the >> most annoying things in the world. >> we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to >> hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie >  David

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> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other.

LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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:> The only things Axl and Rose like to "steal" is my watch.  No matter where I put it it seems I’m looking for it the next morning.  This morning it was in the bathroom sink…good thing it’s waterproof  :> Oh..and my hair clips…but they don’t stash the hair clips..they play soccer with them on the linoleum floor. Share what you know. Learn what you don’t.

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Really enjoyed the above stories! ;-D  Cathy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the most annoying things in the world. we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to hide them, the kids used one to find the other. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have been > wiser to let the cat flush it. >I’ve never had a furby, I don’t know about them… why do you dislike >them? I hear they can be noisy, many ppl I know take the batteries out to >turn the damn thing off. >>My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s >>a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >>when she was small, things started disappearing… >>Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >>up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >>still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >>whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >>The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >>down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >>Newton dunked it. >>Johanna >>– >>*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >>*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have been wiser to let the cat flush it. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s >a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >when she was small, things started disappearing… >Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >Newton dunked it. >Johanna >– >*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and > they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was >Barbie > dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag >when I > washed the car,  he’s run off with it! >Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom >the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables >(radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just >being forgetful. >But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. >We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at >the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just >pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was >hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth >to pull it out of the kitchen. >I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something >large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a >large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large >honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely >shredded with his claws.

oh my i have to clean mountain dew from my monitor now i’m still laughing over the honeydew story – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Yes, he was a character …

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My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even when she was small, things started disappearing… Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before Newton dunked it. Johanna — *   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * *                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom >the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables >(radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just >being forgetful. >But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. >We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at >the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just >pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was >hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth >to pull it out of the kitchen. >I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something >large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a >large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large >honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely >shredded with his claws. >Yes, he was a character …

LOL!  Great stories!  What a cat he must have been!

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I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles of nail polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday I’ll move a piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I remember a few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the kitchen sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the counter with the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs about 5 lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks > and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that > the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of > wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she > went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html > I know exactly what you mean. > Toothbrushes are a favorite item to disappear.  If I just leave it on the > sink instead of hanging it up, its gone.  I’ve lost two of them, only found > one. > Another favorite item are the their claw clippers, Smudge I am sure is not > the thief.  I suspect Peepers, anytime I do his claws they will disappear > the moment my back is turned.  Somewhere in this apartment are two clippers > that I can’t find.  Pet store is having a good chuckle every time I go in > for another pair. > The other items are the usual things that used to be mine but they have > claimed. > The cutest (?) thing though are with the cords and toys that I play with > them with as opposed to their toys proper.  They decide, on occasions when > on the fifth time that day that they want another half hour of play time > with me and I am not prepared to play, to take them anyway.  Without so much > as an apology, they will march over me to the cord (usually) sometimes the > furry ball on a bungee cord, and just take it and walk off with it. > Fortunately they just play with them.  They can end up anywhere in the > apartment but they are not going into the stash with the clippers and thus I > can find them. > Larry Osborne

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My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! — Sarah Zourdoumis "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

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They showed a cat on tv like that the other night. They showed this white cat heading outside with these rolled up socks, one after another. It was so cute – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac!

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I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was Barbie dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag when I washed the car,  he’s run off with it!

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> I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and > they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was Barbie > dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag when I > washed the car,  he’s run off with it!

Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables (radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just being forgetful. But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth to pull it out of the kitchen. I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely shredded with his claws. Yes, he was a character … — Jonathan Rosenberg 908/730-9171 [voice] 908/730-5920 [fax]

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Sarah, We thought Cubbie was a klepto, too, but now we are finding that what he’s doing is pusing things off dressers and counter tops right into trash cans!  My husband was ballistic because he couldn’t find his class ring.  We looked and looked and finally found it….guess where?  My point is, look in the trash, then find another place to put the bins.  lmg  _  Laura M. Grindle   _ /   _      ,_   _    

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

I know exactly what you mean. Toothbrushes are a favorite item to disappear.  If I just leave it on the sink instead of hanging it up, its gone.  I’ve lost two of them, only found one. Another favorite item are the their claw clippers, Smudge I am sure is not the thief.  I suspect Peepers, anytime I do his claws they will disappear the moment my back is turned.  Somewhere in this apartment are two clippers that I can’t find.  Pet store is having a good chuckle every time I go in for another pair. The other items are the usual things that used to be mine but they have claimed. The cutest (?) thing though are with the cords and toys that I play with them with as opposed to their toys proper.  They decide, on occasions when on the fifth time that day that they want another half hour of play time with me and I am not prepared to play, to take them anyway.  Without so much as an apology, they will march over me to the cord (usually) sometimes the furry ball on a bungee cord, and just take it and walk off with it. Fortunately they just play with them.  They can end up anywhere in the apartment but they are not going into the stash with the clippers and thus I can find them. Larry Osborne

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my girls would kill me, but I will come live with you, as long as it gets me away from these stupid furbies – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >oooh, maybe Donna can sell me two furbys so they will talk to each otehr >:) But her kids will probably have her for breakfast for giving away their >furbys :) >> What’s a furby? >>  David > LOL…what planet have you been on, David????  Here is one website for them > http://www.game.com/furby/  basically it is based on the gigi pets, but > bigger…all the "cool" kids have them :-)  if you get more then one, they > talk to one another…the more you talk to them and feed them the more > "advanced" they get…they burb, fart, talk, blink, wiggle their ears and so > on…best regards, Connie

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they look like gismo from that movie gremlins – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >If you are considering selling one to get rid of it, I’ll be interested. I >won’t buy a new one because it’s a waste of 40$ (which is what they cost >here) but if someone is desperate to get rid of theirs, i’ll buy it. After >the novelty wears off in playing with it, it will sit on my shelf without >batteries just to look nice. I hear they aren’t bad looking… >About the batteries and all, perhaps you should have set a rule for when >they can play with them and use batteries? That way they don’t talk all >night or anything? >I’m very curious about these things… they don’t have batteries in the >store so you can’t play with them. >Rachel & Cats >>> excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have > been >>> wiser to let the cat flush it. >>I’ve never had a furby, I don’t know about them… why do you dislike >>them? I hear they can be noisy, many ppl I know take the batteries out to >>turn the damn thing off. >>>>My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie". She’s >>>>a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >>>>when she was small, things started disappearing… >>>>Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >>>>up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >>>>still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >>>>whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >>>>The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >>>>down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >>>>Newton dunked it. >>>>Johanna >>>>– >>>>*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >>>>*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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so, you know my pain. lol – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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Sarah, LOL. Thanks for sharing. If you had not guessed I am new. I have cats too but none have ever done this. Of course I have one who buries his food with whatever he can find that is handy. Thanks for making me laugh. Anastasia.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

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~C, that was so funny. Thanks for sharing. Anastasia.

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ROFLMAO – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >ARGH!  Here’s a Siamese story for you…a friend of mine invited me over for >Thanksgiving dinner one year in college (my parents were off traveling). We >went  the day before Thanksgiving and my friend’s dad started cooking the 25 >pound turkey the night before.  It smelled HEAVENLY.  Meanwhile, they have a >Siamese cat that they called ODB (ya know, old dirty bastard)…anyway, ODB >could smell it cooking and kept meowling for >some…MEEEEEOWL…MEEEEOWWWW…for hours on end.  Long story short, time >for Thanksgiving dinner the next day, table’s set, food is on the table, >turkey’s looking yummy.  My friend’s dad went to the other room to get the >carving knife for the turkey…we’re all laughing and talking and all having >a good time while sitting at the table waiting for her father.  This hideous >SCREECH came from ODB in another room…everyone knew he was upset about the >turkey.  Friend’s dad walks in the dining room with the carving knives…ODB >comes streaking past my friend’s father, jumps up on the table and hisses at >everyone…bolts towards the turkey and sprayed it…ewwww…it was gross, >but god, whatta memory that was!  LOL >~C > > I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles >of nail > > polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday >I’ll move a > > piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I >remember a > > few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the >kitchen > > sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the >counter with > > the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs >about 5 > > lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! > That image is priceless :) I think she wanted to just take the turkey to > eat it :)

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ARGH!  Here’s a Siamese story for you…a friend of mine invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner one year in college (my parents were off traveling).  We went  the day before Thanksgiving and my friend’s dad started cooking the 25 pound turkey the night before.  It smelled HEAVENLY.  Meanwhile, they have a Siamese cat that they called ODB (ya know, old dirty bastard)…anyway, ODB could smell it cooking and kept meowling for some…MEEEEEOWL…MEEEEOWWWW…for hours on end.  Long story short, time for Thanksgiving dinner the next day, table’s set, food is on the table, turkey’s looking yummy.  My friend’s dad went to the other room to get the carving knife for the turkey…we’re all laughing and talking and all having a good time while sitting at the table waiting for her father.  This hideous SCREECH came from ODB in another room…everyone knew he was upset about the turkey.  Friend’s dad walks in the dining room with the carving knives…ODB comes streaking past my friend’s father, jumps up on the table and hisses at everyone…bolts towards the turkey and sprayed it…ewwww…it was gross, but god, whatta memory that was!  LOL ~C

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles of nail > polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday I’ll move a > piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I remember a > few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the kitchen > sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the counter with > the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs about 5 > lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! > That image is priceless :) I think she wanted to just take the turkey to > eat it :)

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What’s a furby? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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> What’s a furby? >  David

LOL…what planet have you been on, David????  Here is one website for them http://www.game.com/furby/  basically it is based on the gigi pets, but bigger…all the "cool" kids have them :-)  if you get more then one, they talk to one another…the more you talk to them and feed them the more "advanced" they get…they burb, fart, talk, blink, wiggle their ears and so on…best regards, Connie

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What my husband calls our cats. He wants to know when they’ll start speaking human and stop speaking furbish  (purrbish?) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > What’s a furby? >> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the >> most annoying things in the world. >> we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to >> hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie >  David

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> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other.

LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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:> The only things Axl and Rose like to "steal" is my watch.  No matter where I put it it seems I’m looking for it the next morning.  This morning it was in the bathroom sink…good thing it’s waterproof  :> Oh..and my hair clips…but they don’t stash the hair clips..they play soccer with them on the linoleum floor. Share what you know. Learn what you don’t.

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Really enjoyed the above stories! ;-D  Cathy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the most annoying things in the world. we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to hide them, the kids used one to find the other. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have been > wiser to let the cat flush it. >I’ve never had a furby, I don’t know about them… why do you dislike >them? I hear they can be noisy, many ppl I know take the batteries out to >turn the damn thing off. >>My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s >>a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >>when she was small, things started disappearing… >>Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >>up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >>still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >>whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >>The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >>down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >>Newton dunked it. >>Johanna >>– >>*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >>*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have been wiser to let the cat flush it. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s >a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >when she was small, things started disappearing… >Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >Newton dunked it. >Johanna >– >*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and > they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was >Barbie > dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag >when I > washed the car,  he’s run off with it! >Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom >the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables >(radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just >being forgetful. >But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. >We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at >the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just >pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was >hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth >to pull it out of the kitchen. >I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something >large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a >large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large >honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely >shredded with his claws.

oh my i have to clean mountain dew from my monitor now i’m still laughing over the honeydew story – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Yes, he was a character …

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My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even when she was small, things started disappearing… Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before Newton dunked it. Johanna — *   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * *                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom >the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables >(radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just >being forgetful. >But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. >We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at >the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just >pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was >hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth >to pull it out of the kitchen. >I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something >large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a >large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large >honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely >shredded with his claws. >Yes, he was a character …

LOL!  Great stories!  What a cat he must have been!

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I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles of nail polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday I’ll move a piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I remember a few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the kitchen sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the counter with the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs about 5 lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks > and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that > the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of > wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she > went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html > I know exactly what you mean. > Toothbrushes are a favorite item to disappear.  If I just leave it on the > sink instead of hanging it up, its gone.  I’ve lost two of them, only found > one. > Another favorite item are the their claw clippers, Smudge I am sure is not > the thief.  I suspect Peepers, anytime I do his claws they will disappear > the moment my back is turned.  Somewhere in this apartment are two clippers > that I can’t find.  Pet store is having a good chuckle every time I go in > for another pair. > The other items are the usual things that used to be mine but they have > claimed. > The cutest (?) thing though are with the cords and toys that I play with > them with as opposed to their toys proper.  They decide, on occasions when > on the fifth time that day that they want another half hour of play time > with me and I am not prepared to play, to take them anyway.  Without so much > as an apology, they will march over me to the cord (usually) sometimes the > furry ball on a bungee cord, and just take it and walk off with it. > Fortunately they just play with them.  They can end up anywhere in the > apartment but they are not going into the stash with the clippers and thus I > can find them. > Larry Osborne

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My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! — Sarah Zourdoumis "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

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They showed a cat on tv like that the other night. They showed this white cat heading outside with these rolled up socks, one after another. It was so cute – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac!

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I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was Barbie dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag when I washed the car,  he’s run off with it!

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> I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and > they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was Barbie > dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag when I > washed the car,  he’s run off with it!

Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables (radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just being forgetful. But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth to pull it out of the kitchen. I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely shredded with his claws. Yes, he was a character … — Jonathan Rosenberg 908/730-9171 [voice] 908/730-5920 [fax]

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Sarah, We thought Cubbie was a klepto, too, but now we are finding that what he’s doing is pusing things off dressers and counter tops right into trash cans!  My husband was ballistic because he couldn’t find his class ring.  We looked and looked and finally found it….guess where?  My point is, look in the trash, then find another place to put the bins.  lmg  _  Laura M. Grindle   _ /   _      ,_   _    

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

I know exactly what you mean. Toothbrushes are a favorite item to disappear.  If I just leave it on the sink instead of hanging it up, its gone.  I’ve lost two of them, only found one. Another favorite item are the their claw clippers, Smudge I am sure is not the thief.  I suspect Peepers, anytime I do his claws they will disappear the moment my back is turned.  Somewhere in this apartment are two clippers that I can’t find.  Pet store is having a good chuckle every time I go in for another pair. The other items are the usual things that used to be mine but they have claimed. The cutest (?) thing though are with the cords and toys that I play with them with as opposed to their toys proper.  They decide, on occasions when on the fifth time that day that they want another half hour of play time with me and I am not prepared to play, to take them anyway.  Without so much as an apology, they will march over me to the cord (usually) sometimes the furry ball on a bungee cord, and just take it and walk off with it. Fortunately they just play with them.  They can end up anywhere in the apartment but they are not going into the stash with the clippers and thus I can find them. Larry Osborne

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my girls would kill me, but I will come live with you, as long as it gets me away from these stupid furbies – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >oooh, maybe Donna can sell me two furbys so they will talk to each otehr >:) But her kids will probably have her for breakfast for giving away their >furbys :) >> What’s a furby? >>  David > LOL…what planet have you been on, David????  Here is one website for them > http://www.game.com/furby/  basically it is based on the gigi pets, but > bigger…all the "cool" kids have them :-)  if you get more then one, they > talk to one another…the more you talk to them and feed them the more > "advanced" they get…they burb, fart, talk, blink, wiggle their ears and so > on…best regards, Connie

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they look like gismo from that movie gremlins – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >If you are considering selling one to get rid of it, I’ll be interested. I >won’t buy a new one because it’s a waste of 40$ (which is what they cost >here) but if someone is desperate to get rid of theirs, i’ll buy it. After >the novelty wears off in playing with it, it will sit on my shelf without >batteries just to look nice. I hear they aren’t bad looking… >About the batteries and all, perhaps you should have set a rule for when >they can play with them and use batteries? That way they don’t talk all >night or anything? >I’m very curious about these things… they don’t have batteries in the >store so you can’t play with them. >Rachel & Cats >>> excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have > been >>> wiser to let the cat flush it. >>I’ve never had a furby, I don’t know about them… why do you dislike >>them? I hear they can be noisy, many ppl I know take the batteries out to >>turn the damn thing off. >>>>My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie". She’s >>>>a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >>>>when she was small, things started disappearing… >>>>Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >>>>up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >>>>still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >>>>whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >>>>The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >>>>down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >>>>Newton dunked it. >>>>Johanna >>>>– >>>>*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >>>>*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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so, you know my pain. lol – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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Sarah, LOL. Thanks for sharing. If you had not guessed I am new. I have cats too but none have ever done this. Of course I have one who buries his food with whatever he can find that is handy. Thanks for making me laugh. Anastasia.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

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~C, that was so funny. Thanks for sharing. Anastasia.

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ROFLMAO – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >ARGH!  Here’s a Siamese story for you…a friend of mine invited me over for >Thanksgiving dinner one year in college (my parents were off traveling). We >went  the day before Thanksgiving and my friend’s dad started cooking the 25 >pound turkey the night before.  It smelled HEAVENLY.  Meanwhile, they have a >Siamese cat that they called ODB (ya know, old dirty bastard)…anyway, ODB >could smell it cooking and kept meowling for >some…MEEEEEOWL…MEEEEOWWWW…for hours on end.  Long story short, time >for Thanksgiving dinner the next day, table’s set, food is on the table, >turkey’s looking yummy.  My friend’s dad went to the other room to get the >carving knife for the turkey…we’re all laughing and talking and all having >a good time while sitting at the table waiting for her father.  This hideous >SCREECH came from ODB in another room…everyone knew he was upset about the >turkey.  Friend’s dad walks in the dining room with the carving knives…ODB >comes streaking past my friend’s father, jumps up on the table and hisses at >everyone…bolts towards the turkey and sprayed it…ewwww…it was gross, >but god, whatta memory that was!  LOL >~C > > I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles >of nail > > polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday >I’ll move a > > piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I >remember a > > few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the >kitchen > > sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the >counter with > > the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs >about 5 > > lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! > That image is priceless :) I think she wanted to just take the turkey to > eat it :)

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ARGH!  Here’s a Siamese story for you…a friend of mine invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner one year in college (my parents were off traveling).  We went  the day before Thanksgiving and my friend’s dad started cooking the 25 pound turkey the night before.  It smelled HEAVENLY.  Meanwhile, they have a Siamese cat that they called ODB (ya know, old dirty bastard)…anyway, ODB could smell it cooking and kept meowling for some…MEEEEEOWL…MEEEEOWWWW…for hours on end.  Long story short, time for Thanksgiving dinner the next day, table’s set, food is on the table, turkey’s looking yummy.  My friend’s dad went to the other room to get the carving knife for the turkey…we’re all laughing and talking and all having a good time while sitting at the table waiting for her father.  This hideous SCREECH came from ODB in another room…everyone knew he was upset about the turkey.  Friend’s dad walks in the dining room with the carving knives…ODB comes streaking past my friend’s father, jumps up on the table and hisses at everyone…bolts towards the turkey and sprayed it…ewwww…it was gross, but god, whatta memory that was!  LOL ~C

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles of nail > polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday I’ll move a > piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I remember a > few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the kitchen > sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the counter with > the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs about 5 > lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! > That image is priceless :) I think she wanted to just take the turkey to > eat it :)

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What’s a furby? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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> What’s a furby? >  David

LOL…what planet have you been on, David????  Here is one website for them http://www.game.com/furby/  basically it is based on the gigi pets, but bigger…all the "cool" kids have them :-)  if you get more then one, they talk to one another…the more you talk to them and feed them the more "advanced" they get…they burb, fart, talk, blink, wiggle their ears and so on…best regards, Connie

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What my husband calls our cats. He wants to know when they’ll start speaking human and stop speaking furbish  (purrbish?) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > What’s a furby? >> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the >> most annoying things in the world. >> we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried >to >> hide them, the kids used one to find the other. >LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only >batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with >her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and >the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a >fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, >ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get >some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie >  David

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> we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the > most annoying things in the world. > we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to > hide them, the kids used one to find the other.

LOL…my mom bought both of my daughters one for X-mas…there was only batteries for one…my eldest daughter stayed over at her grandmothers with her furbie and the rest of us went home…well we got home at midnight and the toddler saw hers in the box…BUT NO BATTERIES!!!!  She threw a fit…all she did was cry and kept bringing it to me saying "ma, ma, ma, ma, ma"  tears rolling down her face :-(  daddy had to go the  Circle K to get some….Damn all you grandma’s anyway!! Best regards, Connie

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:> The only things Axl and Rose like to "steal" is my watch.  No matter where I put it it seems I’m looking for it the next morning.  This morning it was in the bathroom sink…good thing it’s waterproof  :> Oh..and my hair clips…but they don’t stash the hair clips..they play soccer with them on the linoleum floor. Share what you know. Learn what you don’t.

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Really enjoyed the above stories! ;-D  Cathy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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we have 3 kids and each kids is the proud owner of a ferby, they are the most annoying things in the world. we tried removing the batteries, the kids bought more batteries. We tried to hide them, the kids used one to find the other. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have been > wiser to let the cat flush it. >I’ve never had a furby, I don’t know about them… why do you dislike >them? I hear they can be noisy, many ppl I know take the batteries out to >turn the damn thing off. >>My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s >>a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >>when she was small, things started disappearing… >>Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >>up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >>still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >>whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >>The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >>down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >>Newton dunked it. >>Johanna >>– >>*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >>*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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excuse me dear, we have a furby and I think that your sister would have been wiser to let the cat flush it. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s >a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even >when she was small, things started disappearing… >Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked >up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is >still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are >whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. >The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it >down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before >Newton dunked it. >Johanna >– >*   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * >*                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and > they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was >Barbie > dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag >when I > washed the car,  he’s run off with it! >Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom >the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables >(radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just >being forgetful. >But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. >We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at >the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just >pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was >hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth >to pull it out of the kitchen. >I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something >large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a >large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large >honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely >shredded with his claws.

oh my i have to clean mountain dew from my monitor now i’m still laughing over the honeydew story – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Yes, he was a character …

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My sister’s Newton is described as "part black lab, part magpie".  She’s a 15 lb yearling and still growing, not at all fat, just BIG.  But even when she was small, things started disappearing… Sis knows now not to leave wedding rings unattended, they must be locked up when hands are being washed.  A Christmas present from last year is still missing.  Toothbrushes and toothpaste are popular targets, as are whole bags of chips which accumulate under the bed. The best was when she stole the Furby(tm) and was running to flush it down the toilet.  Luckily sis heard it screaming and rescued it before Newton dunked it. Johanna — *   "On the ‘net, everybody knows you’re a cat."   * *                              - Panda ov Toes   *

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom >the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables >(radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just >being forgetful. >But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. >We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at >the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just >pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was >hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth >to pull it out of the kitchen. >I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something >large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a >large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large >honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely >shredded with his claws. >Yes, he was a character …

LOL!  Great stories!  What a cat he must have been!

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I have a Siamese girl that likes to yoink little things like my bottles of nail polish, hair clips, etc. I don’t know where she hides them.  Someday I’ll move a piece of furniture and be buried in an avalanche of stolen booty!  I remember a few years ago on Thanksgiving I had aa 23 lb. turkey thawing in the kitchen sink.  I walked into the kitchen and there was my brat, up on the counter with the turkey leg in her mouth, tugging for all she was worth! (She weighs about 5 lbs. soaking wet!) I don’t know WHERE she was planning on taking that! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks > and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that > the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of > wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she > went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html > I know exactly what you mean. > Toothbrushes are a favorite item to disappear.  If I just leave it on the > sink instead of hanging it up, its gone.  I’ve lost two of them, only found > one. > Another favorite item are the their claw clippers, Smudge I am sure is not > the thief.  I suspect Peepers, anytime I do his claws they will disappear > the moment my back is turned.  Somewhere in this apartment are two clippers > that I can’t find.  Pet store is having a good chuckle every time I go in > for another pair. > The other items are the usual things that used to be mine but they have > claimed. > The cutest (?) thing though are with the cords and toys that I play with > them with as opposed to their toys proper.  They decide, on occasions when > on the fifth time that day that they want another half hour of play time > with me and I am not prepared to play, to take them anyway.  Without so much > as an apology, they will march over me to the cord (usually) sometimes the > furry ball on a bungee cord, and just take it and walk off with it. > Fortunately they just play with them.  They can end up anywhere in the > apartment but they are not going into the stash with the clippers and thus I > can find them. > Larry Osborne

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My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! — Sarah Zourdoumis "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

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They showed a cat on tv like that the other night. They showed this white cat heading outside with these rolled up socks, one after another. It was so cute – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac!

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I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was Barbie dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag when I washed the car,  he’s run off with it!

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> I had some neighbors once who had a klepto-cat.  He had a cat door and > they found all sorts of stuff he brought home.  One of his favorites was Barbie > dolls stolen from the little girl nextdoor!  I couldn’t put down a rag when I > washed the car,  he’s run off with it!

Many years ago I had a yellow long-hard cat who used to steal vegetables rom the kitchen.  Yes, I’m serious,  When we first started noticing vegetables (radishes, etc.) disappearing from the counter, we assumed we were just being forgetful. But, then one night during dinner we heard a loud thump from the kitchen. We jumped up just in time to see the little tyke (he was only a kitten at the time) trying to drag a large cucumber across the floor.  He had just pushed it off the counter.  It was practically as big as he was.  It was hysterical to see him trying to get a good enough hold with his tiny teeth to pull it out of the kitchen. I can also remember getting up from bed one morning & stepping in something large & mushy on the floor.  I focused my eyes & saw what looked like a large, bloody human skull.  After I calmed down, I saw that it was a large honeydew melon that he had dragged into our bedroom, then completely shredded with his claws. Yes, he was a character … — Jonathan Rosenberg 908/730-9171 [voice] 908/730-5920 [fax]

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Sarah, We thought Cubbie was a klepto, too, but now we are finding that what he’s doing is pusing things off dressers and counter tops right into trash cans!  My husband was ballistic because he couldn’t find his class ring.  We looked and looked and finally found it….guess where?  My point is, look in the trash, then find another place to put the bins.  lmg  _  Laura M. Grindle   _ /   _      ,_   _    

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> My cat Tequila (3 1/2) is a Kleptomaniac! > Every so often things go missing.  Just little things, like pens, socks and > stuff like that.  Then she expanded her horizons.   I was cooking in the > kitchen and had a package of mushrooms on the counter – she took it!?  I > have no idea where she hides this stuff, but when I do I’m thinking that the > pile is going to be huge!  The oddest thing she ever took was a pair of wire > cutters.  She was only about 7 or 8 months old and very tiny.  She had to > really work to get them where she wanted to go – taking breaks as she went! > — > Sarah Zourdoumis > "The slower I go, the closer I get to genius." > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/7912/index.html

I know exactly what you mean. Toothbrushes are a favorite item to disappear.  If I just leave it on the sink instead of hanging it up, its gone.  I’ve lost two of them, only found one. Another favorite item are the their claw clippers, Smudge I am sure is not the thief.  I suspect Peepers, anytime I do his claws they will disappear the moment my back is turned.  Somewhere in this apartment are two clippers that I can’t find.  Pet store is having a good chuckle every time I go in for another pair. The other items are the usual things that used to be mine but they have claimed. The cutest (?) thing though are with the cords and toys that I play with them with as opposed to their toys proper.  They decide, on occasions when on the fifth time that day that they want another half hour of play time with me and I am not prepared to play, to take them anyway.  Without so much as an apology, they will march over me to the cord (usually) sometimes the furry ball on a bungee cord, and just take it and walk off with it. Fortunately they just play with them.  They can end up anywhere in the apartment but they are not going into the stash with the clippers and thus I can find them. Larry Osborne

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