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But if you have a "Bart Simpson" cat… BOOM! MEOW! (translates to "Stop That!") BOOM! "Stop That!" BOOM! "Stop That!" 
… Sorry, couldn’t resist. Reminds me of the troll on rec.equestrian (a horse ng), where someone asked about how to cook horsemeat. About 30 posts a day of helpful cooking suggestions from horse lovers ensued… great fun, and a good way to deal with a troll… (remove ‘nospam’ and correct aol spelling to send email) oh, and delete the m in the first name too.
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> Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive.
It’ld never work, ever since my cat read The Terrorist Handbook on the internet, he’s better with explosives than I am. Got any other tips? Trolling the troll, Myranya & Zeerox. Myranya. http://www.knoware.nl/users/myranya/ XWorld IRC: /server Kansas-City.KS.US.XWorld.Org http://www.xworld.org Send me spam now and be certain I will *not ever* purchase any product from your company or do business with you. I will, however, sent your ISP a nice letter of complaint. Happy spamming.
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> You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates.
So it leaves iodine stains on the cat’s paws. Great. You do know that whatever gets onto a cat gets inside the cat when they groom, right? Miche Miche Campbell <*> Captain of the Starship Yentaprise These are not necessarily the opinions of the University of Otago You say Chaos like it’s a *bad* thing! "Beer is furrowed." – Nigel Barley, _The Innocent Anthropologist_ Unsolicited commercial email is deleted unread
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>>> Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >> for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >> crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >> wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >> contact explosive.
Boys will be boys. Things haven’t changed much since I played with this stuff 30 years ago… > Hope you blow up your house! > Odette B.
Hm. Not the *real* Odette B., but close. > I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry > for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad > excuse for a human being.
YHBT. HAND. — David Thomas (david-at-micro-dot-ti-dot-com) Texas Instruments, Houston (281)-274-2347
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >: > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >: > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >: > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >: > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >: > contact explosive. >: > > < message chopped > >: Hope you blow up your house! >: Odette B. >: > I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry >for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad >excuse for a human being.
Lighten up people!!!! It’s a troll!!! You’re playing right into his hands. I thought as far as trolling goes, it’s fairly clever.
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: > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of : > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine : > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While : > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite : > contact explosive. : > < message chopped > : Hope you blow up your house! : Odette B. : I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad excuse for a human being.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive. > I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered > the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to > train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t > there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it > I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were > drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen > waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with > much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I > was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back > to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on > his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, > but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As > soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard > the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of > the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I > checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he > landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a > few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days > were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the > kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was > cured! > You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. > These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove > it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff > has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch > into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
x-no-archive: yes Hope you blow up your house! Odette B. — * Roy John Athey C.E.T. VE3GS/VE2GSX/G3GRC * * CANADA J0X 1N0 http://www.igs.net/~rathey/welcome.html *
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I really hope that you are not serious?
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Thanks, I may just use that if Tigger doesn’t quit jumping on the table to get at the Christmas tree. It’s a definite for some unknown bar in the future.
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OH MY!!!!
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive. > I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered > the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to > train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t > there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it > I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were > drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen > waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with > much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I > was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back > to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on > his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, > but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As > soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard > the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of > the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I > checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he > landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a > few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days > were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the > kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was > cured! > You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. > These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove > it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff > has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch > into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
Hey, this would be great for dieters. You infiltrate their fridge and doctor the low fat spread with the compound, then when they try to sneak those extra sandwiches – WHAM, as soon as they take a bite their jaws fly apart and the food is expelled.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >contact explosive. >I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered >the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to >train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t >there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it >I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were >drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen >waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with >much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I >was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back >to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on >his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, >but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As >soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard >the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of >the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I >checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he >landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a >few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days >were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the >kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was >cured! >You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large >chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. >These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove >it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff >has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch >into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
I know this is a troll, but my Shadesong is such a little pistol that I read that header and thought, "Yeah, that might work!"
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Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite contact explosive. I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was cured! You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
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But if you have a "Bart Simpson" cat… BOOM! MEOW! (translates to "Stop That!") BOOM! "Stop That!" BOOM! "Stop That!" … Sorry, couldn’t resist. Reminds me of the troll on rec.equestrian (a horse ng), where someone asked about how to cook horsemeat. About 30 posts a day of helpful cooking suggestions from horse lovers ensued… great fun, and a good way to deal with a troll… (remove ‘nospam’ and correct aol spelling to send email) oh, and delete the m in the first name too.
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> Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive.
It’ld never work, ever since my cat read The Terrorist Handbook on the internet, he’s better with explosives than I am. Got any other tips? Trolling the troll, Myranya & Zeerox. Myranya. http://www.knoware.nl/users/myranya/ XWorld IRC: /server Kansas-City.KS.US.XWorld.Org http://www.xworld.org Send me spam now and be certain I will *not ever* purchase any product from your company or do business with you. I will, however, sent your ISP a nice letter of complaint. Happy spamming.
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> You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates.
So it leaves iodine stains on the cat’s paws. Great. You do know that whatever gets onto a cat gets inside the cat when they groom, right? Miche Miche Campbell <*> Captain of the Starship Yentaprise These are not necessarily the opinions of the University of Otago You say Chaos like it’s a *bad* thing! "Beer is furrowed." – Nigel Barley, _The Innocent Anthropologist_ Unsolicited commercial email is deleted unread
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>>> Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >> for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >> crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >> wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >> contact explosive.
Boys will be boys. Things haven’t changed much since I played with this stuff 30 years ago… > Hope you blow up your house! > Odette B.
Hm. Not the *real* Odette B., but close. > I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry > for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad > excuse for a human being.
YHBT. HAND. — David Thomas (david-at-micro-dot-ti-dot-com) Texas Instruments, Houston (281)-274-2347
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >: > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >: > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >: > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >: > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >: > contact explosive. >: > > < message chopped > >: Hope you blow up your house! >: Odette B. >: > I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry >for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad >excuse for a human being.
Lighten up people!!!! It’s a troll!!! You’re playing right into his hands. I thought as far as trolling goes, it’s fairly clever.
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: > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of : > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine : > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While : > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite : > contact explosive. : > < message chopped > : Hope you blow up your house! : Odette B. : I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad excuse for a human being.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive. > I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered > the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to > train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t > there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it > I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were > drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen > waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with > much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I > was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back > to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on > his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, > but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As > soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard > the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of > the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I > checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he > landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a > few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days > were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the > kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was > cured! > You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. > These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove > it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff > has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch > into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
x-no-archive: yes Hope you blow up your house! Odette B. — * Roy John Athey C.E.T. VE3GS/VE2GSX/G3GRC * * CANADA J0X 1N0 http://www.igs.net/~rathey/welcome.html *
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I really hope that you are not serious?
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Thanks, I may just use that if Tigger doesn’t quit jumping on the table to get at the Christmas tree. It’s a definite for some unknown bar in the future.
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OH MY!!!!
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive. > I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered > the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to > train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t > there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it > I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were > drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen > waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with > much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I > was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back > to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on > his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, > but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As > soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard > the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of > the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I > checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he > landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a > few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days > were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the > kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was > cured! > You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. > These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove > it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff > has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch > into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
Hey, this would be great for dieters. You infiltrate their fridge and doctor the low fat spread with the compound, then when they try to sneak those extra sandwiches – WHAM, as soon as they take a bite their jaws fly apart and the food is expelled.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >contact explosive. >I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered >the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to >train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t >there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it >I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were >drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen >waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with >much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I >was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back >to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on >his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, >but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As >soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard >the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of >the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I >checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he >landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a >few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days >were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the >kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was >cured! >You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large >chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. >These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove >it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff >has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch >into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
I know this is a troll, but my Shadesong is such a little pistol that I read that header and thought, "Yeah, that might work!"
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Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite contact explosive. I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was cured! You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
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But if you have a "Bart Simpson" cat… BOOM! MEOW! (translates to "Stop That!") BOOM! "Stop That!" BOOM! "Stop That!" … Sorry, couldn’t resist. Reminds me of the troll on rec.equestrian (a horse ng), where someone asked about how to cook horsemeat. About 30 posts a day of helpful cooking suggestions from horse lovers ensued… great fun, and a good way to deal with a troll… (remove ‘nospam’ and correct aol spelling to send email) oh, and delete the m in the first name too.
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> Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive.
It’ld never work, ever since my cat read The Terrorist Handbook on the internet, he’s better with explosives than I am. Got any other tips? Trolling the troll, Myranya & Zeerox. Myranya. http://www.knoware.nl/users/myranya/ XWorld IRC: /server Kansas-City.KS.US.XWorld.Org http://www.xworld.org Send me spam now and be certain I will *not ever* purchase any product from your company or do business with you. I will, however, sent your ISP a nice letter of complaint. Happy spamming.
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> You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates.
So it leaves iodine stains on the cat’s paws. Great. You do know that whatever gets onto a cat gets inside the cat when they groom, right? Miche Miche Campbell <*> Captain of the Starship Yentaprise These are not necessarily the opinions of the University of Otago You say Chaos like it’s a *bad* thing! "Beer is furrowed." – Nigel Barley, _The Innocent Anthropologist_ Unsolicited commercial email is deleted unread
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>>> Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >> for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >> crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >> wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >> contact explosive.
Boys will be boys. Things haven’t changed much since I played with this stuff 30 years ago… > Hope you blow up your house! > Odette B.
Hm. Not the *real* Odette B., but close. > I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry > for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad > excuse for a human being.
YHBT. HAND. — David Thomas (david-at-micro-dot-ti-dot-com) Texas Instruments, Houston (281)-274-2347
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >: > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >: > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >: > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >: > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >: > contact explosive. >: > > < message chopped > >: Hope you blow up your house! >: Odette B. >: > I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry >for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad >excuse for a human being.
Lighten up people!!!! It’s a troll!!! You’re playing right into his hands. I thought as far as trolling goes, it’s fairly clever.
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: > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of : > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine : > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While : > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite : > contact explosive. : > < message chopped > : Hope you blow up your house! : Odette B. : I agree! That is sick, twisted, and downright sadistic. I feel sorry for the pets in that house. They don’t deserve to be owned by such a sad excuse for a human being.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive. > I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered > the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to > train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t > there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it > I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were > drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen > waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with > much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I > was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back > to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on > his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, > but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As > soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard > the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of > the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I > checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he > landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a > few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days > were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the > kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was > cured! > You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. > These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove > it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff > has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch > into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
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I really hope that you are not serious?
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Thanks, I may just use that if Tigger doesn’t quit jumping on the table to get at the Christmas tree. It’s a definite for some unknown bar in the future.
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OH MY!!!!
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine > crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While > wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite > contact explosive. > I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered > the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to > train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t > there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it > I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were > drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen > waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with > much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I > was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back > to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on > his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, > but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As > soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard > the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of > the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I > checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he > landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a > few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days > were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the > kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was > cured! > You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large > chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. > These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove > it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff > has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch > into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
Hey, this would be great for dieters. You infiltrate their fridge and doctor the low fat spread with the compound, then when they try to sneak those extra sandwiches – WHAM, as soon as they take a bite their jaws fly apart and the food is expelled.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of >for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine >crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While >wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite >contact explosive. >I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered >the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to >train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t >there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it >I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were >drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen >waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with >much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I >was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back >to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on >his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, >but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As >soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard >the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of >the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I >checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he >landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a >few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days >were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the >kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was >cured! >You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large >chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. >These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove >it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff >has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch >into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
I know this is a troll, but my Shadesong is such a little pistol that I read that header and thought, "Yeah, that might work!"
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Yes, I have done it and it works great! The best high explosive I know of for cats is nitrogen-tri-iodide. The way you make it to take iodine crystals and soak them in concentrated ammonia for about 20 minutes. While wet it isn’t too unstable, but when it drys it is everyone’s favorite contact explosive. I came up with this idea when puddy, a cat I used to have, first discovered the joys of exploring the kitchen counter. It only took me a few days to train him not to jump up when I was looking, but he knew that if I wasn’t there I couldn’t do very much about it. So, soon after he started doing it I made my kitchen counter a kitty cat mine-field. As the crystals were drying on the counter, puddy was sitting in the entrance to the kitchen waiting for me to leave the room. I caught him looking longingly, and with much interest at the counter at one point, when suddenly he remembered I was there, and after seeing that I was giving him the evil eye, he sat back to patiently wait for me to leave the room. He had a decidedly smug look on his face which made me smile knowing what awaited him. I loved him deeply, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy blowing him up a little, does it? As soon as the crystals had dried I went downstairs. Within minutes I heard the explosion. I went back upstairs to find puddy sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor with a look of total disgust on his face. Smiling, I checked his feet. By looking at the iodine stains I could see that he landed on two nice sized ones. I smiled even more. I mined the counter a few more times after that, just to make sure, but his counter jumping days were all over. In the years that followed, the only time he ever got on the kitchen counter was just once when I was opening up a box of catnip. He was cured! You do, of course, need to use very small pieces of the explosive. Large chunks are dangerous. And it does leave iodine stains when it detonates. These evaporate after a while, or you can use sodiumthiosulfate to remove it. Dogs hate it too, as do mothers. And, as you might expect, this stuff has unlimited potential for practical jokes. Like the time I took a bunch into "The Cowboy Bar", but…… well, thats a story for another forum.
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