Question:
>I don’t beat children; I discipline them, and only when they need it.
Well, Gertrude Banishewski said much the same to the Indianapolis Police when trying to explain the death of a teenager under her care. Apparently branding "I’m a prostitute and I’m proud" was considered needed discipline to her. > That’s violent! Do you support violence? >Only against the violent.
Nothing like perpetuating a vicious circle, eh? >The Bible says the Holy Land belongs to the Jews.
It does? >Even the Koran doesn’t say Israel belongs to the Muslims.
Well, yeah, the fact that Israel didn’t exist as a nation until 1948 would not figure in there, would it? >They have their Kaaba in Mecca. However, their king is senile and their >royal family has too much power. That is the real reason behind all >the unrest in the Middle East. The Arabs are intolerant in the >extreme and need to be contained — in Arabia.
That’s just totatlly brilliant – I think the stupid like you need to contained in Mississippi. > Wow! Do you hear voices too? >When people speak to me, of course I do. Don’t you?
And sadly, so many of them are idiots. > All the whores want is some more crack! >We wean them off dope and give them something better to live for.
Religion is an addiction, too. > You are starting to sound like a real terrorist! >I offer hope, not terror. However. God is going to punish sinners in >hell.
What-the-fuck-ever. > All he wants is some good P*SSY — >Watch your tongue!
Thats where I end to place mine if I am lucky. > he don’t want more kids! >There may be some truth to that crude assertion. I think he should be >castrated for not taking the consequences of his actions into >consideration before his wife murdered her children. People who just >think she’s crazy are forgetting how she chased the children around >the house, caught them one at a time, and held their heads under water >until they drowned. The same thing ought to be done to her!
Perhaps, but what do you care? Let your god deal witrh them. >Jesus loves EVEN you, >Wretched Scum That You Are!
Jesus can come out here and blow me for all I care, nothing you "christian" bozos have ever said has ever convinced my your "Invisible Friend" really exists. KRC
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::stuff establishing Mother-Hickey-Holloway as a troll:: Thanks! Man, what some folks won’t do just to piss away their lives.. Banty
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I’m reading this on April 1… great April Fool’s joke!
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hallelujah, my children! I hope you haven’t missed me and my > enlightening Holiness preaching too much. I’ve been busy witnessing > to the increasing number of street people and crack whores of the Deep > South. This recession is really a doozie! I think America is > learning we’ve got to take over Saudi Arabia, close the Kaaba, start > regulating the flow of oil properly, and drive all the Arabs out of > the Holy Land. I wanted to come back and share another of my > priceless > sermonettes with you on the Importance of Christ’s Resurrection from > the > Dead. Read and heed the following Easter Do’s and DON’Ts! > 1. DON’T go to work on Maundy Thursday OR Good Friday. Stay home > Thursday and prepare a sumptuous Passover meal of unleavened bread, > bitter > herbs, haroset, eggs, grape juice (wine being the devil’s potion), and > a > little lamb just like Mother Mary had. Recount the story of how God > led > the (Black) Children of Israel out of the House of Bondage in Mother > Egypt and gave Moses the 613 Holy Commandments in the Wilderness of > Eastern Africa — on Mount Kilimanjaro, which was called Sinai then. > Remember also how God led African Americans out of slavery on the > Southern plantations > and how those rich, fat, greedy white power, money, and fame gogs > STILL keep many of us in economic bondage to this day while leaving > our borders unpoliced against the rising tide of illegal immigrant > filth. We need to ship tons of radioactive waste to our border with > Mexico so that crossing in an aunauthorized location it will become > instantly fatal. > 2. DO schedule family reunions for Easter weekend when the kids are > home > from school. Don’t go frolicking in Florida during "spring break." > Jesus is coming back very soon. Don’t let him catch you loafing > around > on the beach or sinning under a sun shade. Invite relatives you > haven’t > seen for years to spend Easter with your family and recite the > Commandments to them, paying special attention to those against > laziness, > gossip, disrespect to parents, lying, cheating, fornicating, and > committing adultery. > 3. DO open your door during your Holy Thursday Passover dinner to > welcome > Jesus in should He decide to come that night. Invite the stranger and > the beggar to sit down and sup with you. Be sure to give them a > generous > portion of lamb — and plastic utensils so they won’t have any > opportunity to steal and then hock your grandmother’s fine silver. > Let > them sleep over in the garage if it’s convenient, and take them to a > decent employment agency come Monday morning, if any are still open. > The best way to keep flotsam and jetsam off our city streets is to > keep them busy doing > something productive, even if it’s a menial and mindless task like > sweeping floors. > 4. DO go to Church on Good Friday and listen to sermons describing > how much > Jesus suffered on His Cross to atone for your many and varied sins and > transgressions. Meditate on the agony in the Garden of Gethsemane, > the > Bloody Sweat, the Mistrial of Mockeries, the Scourgings, the Crowning > with Thorns of Acacia, and the Crucifixion on Golgotha. Imagine how > many > pints of Jesus’ precious Blood poured forth from His Five Wounds to > redeem your rotten, wretched soul from an eternity in the Bottomless > Pit. > 5. DO repent from all your cursing and kvetching and rebellion against > God and His Chosen Messengers (like me) and promise never to utter a > harsh word > against them again. > 6. DON’T bow down before graven images of Our Lord and those closest > to > Him. Those are idols crafted by the devil to lead you to idolatry and > away from Christ. Stay away from so-called "churches" where plaster > statues are erected, and in which pedophile priests seduce altar boys > on a weekly basis. Don’t dare put a dime in any Catholic collection > plate. The money will be used to defend and cover up for those same > sick homosexual priests. The Roman Catholic institution is the Great > Whore of Babylon described in the Book of Revelation and she must be > toppled. > 7. DO fast on Good Friday and Holy Saturday in remembrance of Jesus’ > suffering and entombment away from all who loved Him. > 8. DON’T forget that it was the Faithful Women around Jesus who stood > by > Him to the Bitter End and beyond. Remember the three patient servants > of > the Lord who gathered before dawn on the Day of the Lord and were > greeted > by the Angel of the Lord, who told them first, "Jesus is Risen!" Tell > your husband that the next time he tells you to sit down and shut up. > Paul was writing only to the loudmouth hussies of Corinth, a harbor > town full of fallen whores, when he instructed women to keep silent in > church. > 9. DO follow the example of the Faithful women and gather with your > entire family before sunrise and sing hymns of Hope as you wait for > the > dawn. No matter how cold it is you must stand waiting for at least an > hour and watch the Sun rise over the horizon, giving Hope of Christ’s > Resurrection and Eventual Return to judge the Quick and the Dead. > 10. DON’T leave Church early. Stay and join in the praise all > morning. > DON’T go home and watch TV. > 11. DO return home at lunchtime and have another Easter feast. DO buy > your children nice spring clothes for Church and make sure they wear > them > there every week! > 12. DON’T lie to your children about the Easter bunny and DON’T feed > them > fattening sweets that are bad for their teeth. Feed them wholesome > food > and PUNISH them if they fidget too much or whine during the Easter > Sunrise Service. > 13. DON’T eat too many colored eggs. They’re pagan and full of vile > cholesterol. DON’T eat chocolate eggs at all. They’re symbols of the > devil and represent his travesty of Christian sacraments. > 14. DO take part in the Lord’s Supper if you’ve repented and are > worthy. > God will not leave unpunished the hypocrite who partakes of the Lord’s > supper with unacknowledged sins on his conscience. > 15. DO continue to eat unleavened bread for eight days beginning on > Maundy > Thursday. > 16. DO ask your children to explain why Easter differs from every > other > Holy Day — and make sure they can recite the answer based on a > thorough > reading of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn’t want HIS Children to grow up > in > ignorance and doubt about what is Good, True, and Righteous. > 17. DO encourage outsiders to come to your Church and hear the Gospel > preached to them. Have an altar call and prevail upon sinners to > repent > and rededicate their lives to Christ. Invite drunkards, whores, and > crack addicts you may know and encourage them to let the Spirit move > them to repentance and Salvation. If you invite Arabs in, you’ll have > to pat them down to locate any concealed weapons. Remember the > Christian churches blown up by fanatical Muslims in Pakistan. > 18. DO give your children new holy names to commemorate their New > Birth. > Make sure to avoid wicked names and aberrant spellings, both of which > are > an Abomination unto the Lord. > 19. DO preach hell so hot you start sweating bullets and making the > proud > and the smug squirm in their seats. Warn your children about the > horrors that await the unrepentant in the fiery furnaces of hell. > 20. DO witness to others and share with them the Good News that Christ > is > Risen — Hallelujah! — and that He wants every sinner to repent and > take > the hard road to Heaven, where a beautiful mansion has been prepared > for > all true Believers, but not for scoffers and mockers. They will be > turned into hell and will burn for all eternity. > 21. DON’T forget to invite cold-hearted atheists to your Church to > hear > True Preaching. Many are so moved they start going to Church week > after > week. > 22. DO keep on going to Church yourself whenever its doors are opened, > praising God and giving thanks for His Sacrifice on the Holy Cross of > Calvary. > Jesus Loves You ALL > And Wants You to Have a Joyous Easter! > Mother Henrietta Hickey of Dallas > Still leaving so my tax dollars won’t be supporting a cold-blooded > multiple child murderer in prison. I’m waiting around to see if > they’ll castrate her lustful husband.
Response:
Dear Mother, Jesus say I come back, and we thought it was in the year 1844, 1845, 1945, 1918, 1912 1965, 1966, 2000. it two minutes before 12, one minute over 12, three before twelve. And also today he is not coming, and tomorrow nobody see him on the clouds. And after 10 years I am dead and many people and then He comes if I am dead?? I can also say I come back after my death, but it is not.I think Jesus come not back. Thousands wait on Jesus, but he comes not back. Joop – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hallelujah, my children! I hope you haven’t missed me and my > enlightening Holiness preaching too much. I’ve been busy witnessing > to the increasing number of street people and crack whores of the Deep > South. This recession is really a doozie! I think America is > learning we’ve got to take over Saudi Arabia, close the Kaaba, start > regulating the flow of oil properly, and drive all the Arabs out of > the Holy Land. I wanted to come back and share another of my > priceless > sermonettes with you on the Importance of Christ’s Resurrection from > the > Dead. Read and heed the following Easter Do’s and DON’Ts! > 1. DON’T go to work on Maundy Thursday OR Good Friday. Stay home > Thursday and prepare a sumptuous Passover meal of unleavened bread, > bitter > herbs, haroset, eggs, grape juice (wine being the devil’s potion), and > a > little lamb just like Mother Mary had. Recount the story of how God > led > the (Black) Children of Israel out of the House of Bondage in Mother > Egypt and gave Moses the 613 Holy Commandments in the Wilderness of > Eastern Africa — on Mount Kilimanjaro, which was called Sinai then. > Remember also how God led African Americans out of slavery on the > Southern plantations > and how those rich, fat, greedy white power, money, and fame gogs > STILL keep many of us in economic bondage to this day while leaving > our borders unpoliced against the rising tide of illegal immigrant > filth. We need to ship tons of radioactive waste to our border with > Mexico so that crossing in an aunauthorized location it will become > instantly fatal. > 2. DO schedule family reunions for Easter weekend when the kids are > home > from school. Don’t go frolicking in Florida during "spring break." > Jesus is coming back very soon. Don’t let him catch you loafing > around > on the beach or sinning under a sun shade. Invite relatives you > haven’t > seen for years to spend Easter with your family and recite the > Commandments to them, paying special attention to those against > laziness, > gossip, disrespect to parents, lying, cheating, fornicating, and > committing adultery. > 3. DO open your door during your Holy Thursday Passover dinner to > welcome > Jesus in should He decide to come that night. Invite the stranger and > the beggar to sit down and sup with you. Be sure to give them a > generous > portion of lamb — and plastic utensils so they won’t have any > opportunity to steal and then hock your grandmother’s fine silver. > Let > them sleep over in the garage if it’s convenient, and take them to a > decent employment agency come Monday morning, if any are still open. > The best way to keep flotsam and jetsam off our city streets is to > keep them busy doing > something productive, even if it’s a menial and mindless task like > sweeping floors. > 4. DO go to Church on Good Friday and listen to sermons describing > how much > Jesus suffered on His Cross to atone for your many and varied sins and > transgressions. Meditate on the agony in the Garden of Gethsemane, > the > Bloody Sweat, the Mistrial of Mockeries, the Scourgings, the Crowning > with Thorns of Acacia, and the Crucifixion on Golgotha. Imagine how > many > pints of Jesus’ precious Blood poured forth from His Five Wounds to > redeem your rotten, wretched soul from an eternity in the Bottomless > Pit. > 5. DO repent from all your cursing and kvetching and rebellion against > God and His Chosen Messengers (like me) and promise never to utter a > harsh word > against them again. > 6. DON’T bow down before graven images of Our Lord and those closest > to > Him. Those are idols crafted by the devil to lead you to idolatry and > away from Christ. Stay away from so-called "churches" where plaster > statues are erected, and in which pedophile priests seduce altar boys > on a weekly basis. Don’t dare put a dime in any Catholic collection > plate. The money will be used to defend and cover up for those same > sick homosexual priests. The Roman Catholic institution is the Great > Whore of Babylon described in the Book of Revelation and she must be > toppled. > 7. DO fast on Good Friday and Holy Saturday in remembrance of Jesus’ > suffering and entombment away from all who loved Him. > 8. DON’T forget that it was the Faithful Women around Jesus who stood > by > Him to the Bitter End and beyond. Remember the three patient servants > of > the Lord who gathered before dawn on the Day of the Lord and were > greeted > by the Angel of the Lord, who told them first, "Jesus is Risen!" Tell > your husband that the next time he tells you to sit down and shut up. > Paul was writing only to the loudmouth hussies of Corinth, a harbor > town full of fallen whores, when he instructed women to keep silent in > church. > 9. DO follow the example of the Faithful women and gather with your > entire family before sunrise and sing hymns of Hope as you wait for > the > dawn. No matter how cold it is you must stand waiting for at least an > hour and watch the Sun rise over the horizon, giving Hope of Christ’s > Resurrection and Eventual Return to judge the Quick and the Dead. > 10. DON’T leave Church early. Stay and join in the praise all > morning. > DON’T go home and watch TV. > 11. DO return home at lunchtime and have another Easter feast. DO buy > your children nice spring clothes for Church and make sure they wear > them > there every week! > 12. DON’T lie to your children about the Easter bunny and DON’T feed > them > fattening sweets that are bad for their teeth. Feed them wholesome > food > and PUNISH them if they fidget too much or whine during the Easter > Sunrise Service. > 13. DON’T eat too many colored eggs. They’re pagan and full of vile > cholesterol. DON’T eat chocolate eggs at all. They’re symbols of the > devil and represent his travesty of Christian sacraments. > 14. DO take part in the Lord’s Supper if you’ve repented and are > worthy. > God will not leave unpunished the hypocrite who partakes of the Lord’s > supper with unacknowledged sins on his conscience. > 15. DO continue to eat unleavened bread for eight days beginning on > Maundy > Thursday. > 16. DO ask your children to explain why Easter differs from every > other > Holy Day — and make sure they can recite the answer based on a > thorough > reading of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn’t want HIS Children to grow up > in > ignorance and doubt about what is Good, True, and Righteous. > 17. DO encourage outsiders to come to your Church and hear the Gospel > preached to them. Have an altar call and prevail upon sinners to > repent > and rededicate their lives to Christ. Invite drunkards, whores, and > crack addicts you may know and encourage them to let the Spirit move > them to repentance and Salvation. If you invite Arabs in, you’ll have > to pat them down to locate any concealed weapons. Remember the > Christian churches blown up by fanatical Muslims in Pakistan. > 18. DO give your children new holy names to commemorate their New > Birth. > Make sure to avoid wicked names and aberrant spellings, both of which > are > an Abomination unto the Lord. > 19. DO preach hell so hot you start sweating bullets and making the > proud > and the smug squirm in their seats. Warn your children about the > horrors that await the unrepentant in the fiery furnaces of hell. > 20. DO witness to others and share with them the Good News that Christ > is > Risen — Hallelujah! — and that He wants every sinner to repent and > take > the hard road to Heaven, where a beautiful mansion has been prepared > for > all true Believers, but not for scoffers and mockers. They will be > turned into hell and will burn for all eternity. > 21. DON’T forget to invite cold-hearted atheists to your Church to > hear > True Preaching. Many are so moved they start going to Church week > after > week. > 22. DO keep on going to Church yourself whenever its doors are opened, > praising God and giving thanks for His Sacrifice on the Holy Cross of > Calvary. > Jesus Loves You ALL > And Wants You to Have a Joyous Easter! > Mother Henrietta Hickey of Dallas > Still leaving so my tax dollars won’t be supporting a cold-blooded > multiple child murderer in prison. I’m waiting around to see if > they’ll castrate her lustful husband.
Response:
I don’t beat children; I discipline them, and only when they need it. > That’s violent! Do you support violence?
Only against the violent. The Bible says the Holy Land belongs to the Jews. Even the Koran doesn’t say Israel belongs to the Muslims. They have their Kaaba in Mecca. However, their king is senile and their royal family has too much power. That is the real reason behind all the unrest in the Middle East. The Arabs are intolerant in the extreme and need to be contained — in Arabia. > Wow! Do you hear voices too?
When people speak to me, of course I do. Don’t you? > All the whores want is some more crack!
We wean them off dope and give them something better to live for. > You are starting to sound like a real terrorist!
I offer hope, not terror. However. God is going to punish sinners in hell. > All he wants is some good P*SSY —
Watch your tongue! > he don’t want more kids!
There may be some truth to that crude assertion. I think he should be castrated for not taking the consequences of his actions into consideration before his wife murdered her children. People who just think she’s crazy are forgetting how she chased the children around the house, caught them one at a time, and held their heads under water until they drowned. The same thing ought to be done to her! Jesus loves EVEN you, Wretched Scum That You Are! -|- | | Reverend Mother Henrietta Hickey Gushing Fountain of Christian Compassion
Response:
Hallelujah, my children! I hope you haven’t missed me and my enlightening Holiness preaching too much. I’ve been busy witnessing to the increasing number of street people and crack whores of the Deep South. This recession is really a doozie! I think America is learning we’ve got to take over Saudi Arabia, close the Kaaba, start regulating the flow of oil properly, and drive all the Arabs out of the Holy Land. I wanted to come back and share another of my priceless sermonettes with you on the Importance of Christ’s Resurrection from the Dead. Read and heed the following Easter Do’s and DON’Ts! 1. DON’T go to work on Maundy Thursday OR Good Friday. Stay home Thursday and prepare a sumptuous Passover meal of unleavened bread, bitter herbs, haroset, eggs, grape juice (wine being the devil’s potion), and a little lamb just like Mother Mary had. Recount the story of how God led the (Black) Children of Israel out of the House of Bondage in Mother Egypt and gave Moses the 613 Holy Commandments in the Wilderness of Eastern Africa — on Mount Kilimanjaro, which was called Sinai then. Remember also how God led African Americans out of slavery on the Southern plantations and how those rich, fat, greedy white power, money, and fame gogs STILL keep many of us in economic bondage to this day while leaving our borders unpoliced against the rising tide of illegal immigrant filth. We need to ship tons of radioactive waste to our border with Mexico so that crossing in an aunauthorized location it will become instantly fatal. 2. DO schedule family reunions for Easter weekend when the kids are home from school. Don’t go frolicking in Florida during "spring break." Jesus is coming back very soon. Don’t let him catch you loafing around on the beach or sinning under a sun shade. Invite relatives you haven’t seen for years to spend Easter with your family and recite the Commandments to them, paying special attention to those against laziness, gossip, disrespect to parents, lying, cheating, fornicating, and committing adultery. 3. DO open your door during your Holy Thursday Passover dinner to welcome Jesus in should He decide to come that night. Invite the stranger and the beggar to sit down and sup with you. Be sure to give them a generous portion of lamb — and plastic utensils so they won’t have any opportunity to steal and then hock your grandmother’s fine silver. Let them sleep over in the garage if it’s convenient, and take them to a decent employment agency come Monday morning, if any are still open. The best way to keep flotsam and jetsam off our city streets is to keep them busy doing something productive, even if it’s a menial and mindless task like sweeping floors. 4. DO go to Church on Good Friday and listen to sermons describing how much Jesus suffered on His Cross to atone for your many and varied sins and transgressions. Meditate on the agony in the Garden of Gethsemane, the Bloody Sweat, the Mistrial of Mockeries, the Scourgings, the Crowning with Thorns of Acacia, and the Crucifixion on Golgotha. Imagine how many pints of Jesus’ precious Blood poured forth from His Five Wounds to redeem your rotten, wretched soul from an eternity in the Bottomless Pit. 5. DO repent from all your cursing and kvetching and rebellion against God and His Chosen Messengers (like me) and promise never to utter a harsh word against them again. 6. DON’T bow down before graven images of Our Lord and those closest to Him. Those are idols crafted by the devil to lead you to idolatry and away from Christ. Stay away from so-called "churches" where plaster statues are erected, and in which pedophile priests seduce altar boys on a weekly basis. Don’t dare put a dime in any Catholic collection plate. The money will be used to defend and cover up for those same sick homosexual priests. The Roman Catholic institution is the Great Whore of Babylon described in the Book of Revelation and she must be toppled. 7. DO fast on Good Friday and Holy Saturday in remembrance of Jesus’ suffering and entombment away from all who loved Him. 8. DON’T forget that it was the Faithful Women around Jesus who stood by Him to the Bitter End and beyond. Remember the three patient servants of the Lord who gathered before dawn on the Day of the Lord and were greeted by the Angel of the Lord, who told them first, "Jesus is Risen!" Tell your husband that the next time he tells you to sit down and shut up. Paul was writing only to the loudmouth hussies of Corinth, a harbor town full of fallen whores, when he instructed women to keep silent in church. 9. DO follow the example of the Faithful women and gather with your entire family before sunrise and sing hymns of Hope as you wait for the dawn. No matter how cold it is you must stand waiting for at least an hour and watch the Sun rise over the horizon, giving Hope of Christ’s Resurrection and Eventual Return to judge the Quick and the Dead. 10. DON’T leave Church early. Stay and join in the praise all morning. DON’T go home and watch TV. 11. DO return home at lunchtime and have another Easter feast. DO buy your children nice spring clothes for Church and make sure they wear them there every week! 12. DON’T lie to your children about the Easter bunny and DON’T feed them fattening sweets that are bad for their teeth. Feed them wholesome food and PUNISH them if they fidget too much or whine during the Easter Sunrise Service. 13. DON’T eat too many colored eggs. They’re pagan and full of vile cholesterol. DON’T eat chocolate eggs at all. They’re symbols of the devil and represent his travesty of Christian sacraments. 14. DO take part in the Lord’s Supper if you’ve repented and are worthy. God will not leave unpunished the hypocrite who partakes of the Lord’s supper with unacknowledged sins on his conscience. 15. DO continue to eat unleavened bread for eight days beginning on Maundy Thursday. 16. DO ask your children to explain why Easter differs from every other Holy Day — and make sure they can recite the answer based on a thorough reading of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn’t want HIS Children to grow up in ignorance and doubt about what is Good, True, and Righteous. 17. DO encourage outsiders to come to your Church and hear the Gospel preached to them. Have an altar call and prevail upon sinners to repent and rededicate their lives to Christ. Invite drunkards, whores, and crack addicts you may know and encourage them to let the Spirit move them to repentance and Salvation. If you invite Arabs in, you’ll have to pat them down to locate any concealed weapons. Remember the Christian churches blown up by fanatical Muslims in Pakistan. 18. DO give your children new holy names to commemorate their New Birth. Make sure to avoid wicked names and aberrant spellings, both of which are an Abomination unto the Lord. 19. DO preach hell so hot you start sweating bullets and making the proud and the smug squirm in their seats. Warn your children about the horrors that await the unrepentant in the fiery furnaces of hell. 20. DO witness to others and share with them the Good News that Christ is Risen — Hallelujah! — and that He wants every sinner to repent and take the hard road to Heaven, where a beautiful mansion has been prepared for all true Believers, but not for scoffers and mockers. They will be turned into hell and will burn for all eternity. 21. DON’T forget to invite cold-hearted atheists to your Church to hear True Preaching. Many are so moved they start going to Church week after week. 22. DO keep on going to Church yourself whenever its doors are opened, praising God and giving thanks for His Sacrifice on the Holy Cross of Calvary. Jesus Loves You ALL And Wants You to Have a Joyous Easter! Mother Henrietta Hickey of Dallas Still leaving so my tax dollars won’t be supporting a cold-blooded multiple child murderer in prison. I’m waiting around to see if they’ll castrate her lustful husband.
Response:
> Hallelujah, my children! I hope you haven’t missed me and my > enlightening Holiness preaching too much. I’ve been busy witnessing > to the increasing number of street people and crack whores of the Deep > South. This recession is really a doozie! I think America is > learning we’ve got to take over Saudi Arabia, close the Kaaba, start > regulating the flow of oil properly, and drive all the Arabs out of > the Holy Land.
That’s violent! Do you support violence? > 13. DON’T eat too many colored eggs. They’re pagan and full of vile > cholesterol. DON’T eat chocolate eggs at all. They’re symbols of the > devil and represent his travesty of Christian sacraments.
Wow! Do you hear voices too? > 17. DO encourage outsiders to come to your Church and hear the Gospel > preached to them. Have an altar call and prevail upon sinners to > repent > and rededicate their lives to Christ. Invite drunkards, whores, and > crack addicts you may know and encourage them to let the Spirit move > them to repentance and Salvation. If you invite Arabs in, you’ll have > to pat them down to locate any concealed weapons. Remember the > Christian churches blown up by fanatical Muslims in Pakistan.
All the whores want is some more crack! > 19. DO preach hell so hot you start sweating bullets and making the > proud > and the smug squirm in their seats. Warn your children about the > horrors that await the unrepentant in the fiery furnaces of hell.
You are starting to sound like a real terrorist! > Still leaving so my tax dollars won’t be supporting a cold-blooded > multiple child murderer in prison. I’m waiting around to see if > they’ll castrate her lustful husband.
All he wants is some good PUSSY — he don’t want more kids! Bob Mason
Response:
>> Hallelujah, my children! I hope you haven’t missed me and my > enlightening Holiness preaching too much. I’ve been busy witnessing > to the increasing number of street people and crack whores of the Deep > South. This recession is really a doozie! I think America is > learning we’ve got to take over Saudi Arabia, close the Kaaba, start > regulating the flow of oil properly, and drive all the Arabs out of > the Holy Land. >That’s violent! Do you support violence?
Well, hell, yes, we need to drive those Middle Easterners out of the Middle East so it will be safe for the white folk. > 13. DON’T eat too many colored eggs. They’re pagan and full of vile > cholesterol. DON’T eat chocolate eggs at all. They’re symbols of the > devil and represent his travesty of Christian sacraments. >Wow! Do you hear voices too?
No, but this dog stops by occassionally with some interesting things to say. He keeps calling me "David" for some reason, though, and he made me buy a .44 revolver. > 17. DO encourage outsiders to come to your Church and hear the Gospel > preached to them. Have an altar call and prevail upon sinners to > repent > and rededicate their lives to Christ. Invite drunkards, whores, and > crack addicts you may know and encourage them to let the Spirit move > them to repentance and Salvation. If you invite Arabs in, you’ll have > to pat them down to locate any concealed weapons. Remember the > Christian churches blown up by fanatical Muslims in Pakistan. >All the whores want is some more crack!
And when I do crack, I want more whores! > 19. DO preach hell so hot you start sweating bullets and making the > proud > and the smug squirm in their seats. Warn your children about the > horrors that await the unrepentant in the fiery furnaces of hell. >You are starting to sound like a real terrorist!
Christian terrorists? Nah, could never happen… > Still leaving so my tax dollars won’t be supporting a cold-blooded > multiple child murderer in prison. I’m waiting around to see if > they’ll castrate her lustful husband. >All he wants is some good PUSSY — he don’t want more kids!
Isn’t that what we all want? KRC
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