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> >>> > Texas Driving Licence Application Form > As someone who has had drivers licenses in both the states I mention, > that’s more like the Alabama drivers’ license than the Texas drivers’ > license. <grin>
Fits Arkansas even better <g>. — Tigger – http://TITAN.SFASU.EDU/~z_woodarddg/ bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!!! Of course mental illness is all in your head, where the HELL else would it be?
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > Texas Driving Licence Application Form > > >>> First name: (Check appropriate box) > > >>> [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue > > >>> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo > > >>> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann > > >>> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee > > >>> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen > > >>> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue > > >>> Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) > > >>> Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure > > >>> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right > > >>> Occupation: > > >>> [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic > > >>> [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress > > >>> [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician > > >>> Relationship with spouse: > > >>> [_] Sister [_] Aunt > > >>> [_] Brother [_] Uncle > > >>> [_] Mother [_] Son > > >>> [_] Father [_] Daughter > > >>> [_] Cousin [_] Pet > > >>> Number of children living in household: ___ > > >>> Number of children living in shed: ___ > > >>> Number that are yours: ___ sure,leave > > >>> blank) > > >>> Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) > > >>> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check > > >>> appropriate box) > > >>> ___ Total number of vehicles you own > > >>> ___ Number of vehicles that still run > > >>> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard > > >>> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard > > >>> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks > > >>> Firearms you own and where you keep them: > > >>> ____ truck ____ kitchen > > >>> ____ bedroom ____ bathroom > > >>> ____ shed > > >>> Do you have a gun rack? > > >>> [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: > > >>> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: > > >>> [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe > > >>> [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest > > >>> [_] Rifle and Shotgun > > >>> ___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO > > >>> ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis > > >>> ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO > > >>> How often do you bathe: > > >>> [_] Weekly > > >>> [_] Monthly > > >>> [_] Not Applicable > > >>> Color of teeth: > > >>> [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow > > >>> [_] Brown [_] Black > > >>> [_] N/A [none] > > >>> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: > > >>> [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal > > >>> How far is your home from a paved road? > > >>> [_] 1 mile > > >>> [_] 2 miles > > >>> [_] don’t know
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As a Texan (yee haw!), I have one thing to say – LOL! Cynthia – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> > Texas Driving Licence Application Form >> > >>> First name: (Check appropriate box) >> > >>> [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue >> > >>> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo >> > >>> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann >> > >>> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee >> > >>> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen >> > >>> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue >> > >>> Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) >> > >>> Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure >> > >>> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right >> > >>> Occupation: >> > >>> [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic >> > >>> [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress >> > >>> [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician >> > >>> Relationship with spouse: >> > >>> [_] Sister [_] Aunt >> > >>> [_] Brother [_] Uncle >> > >>> [_] Mother [_] Son >> > >>> [_] Father [_] Daughter >> > >>> [_] Cousin [_] Pet >> > >>> Number of children living in household: ___ >> > >>> Number of children living in shed: ___ >> > >>> Number that are yours: ___ > sure,leave >> > >>> blank) >> > >>> Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) >> > >>> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check >> > >>> appropriate box) >> > >>> ___ Total number of vehicles you own >> > >>> ___ Number of vehicles that still run >> > >>> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard >> > >>> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard >> > >>> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks >> > >>> Firearms you own and where you keep them: >> > >>> ____ truck ____ kitchen >> > >>> ____ bedroom ____ bathroom >> > >>> ____ shed >> > >>> Do you have a gun rack? >> > >>> [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: >> > >>> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: >> > >>> [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe >> > >>> [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest >> > >>> [_] Rifle and Shotgun >> > >>> ___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO >> > >>> ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis >> > >>> ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO >> > >>> How often do you bathe: >> > >>> [_] Weekly >> > >>> [_] Monthly >> > >>> [_] Not Applicable >> > >>> Color of teeth: >> > >>> [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow >> > >>> [_] Brown [_] Black >> > >>> [_] N/A [none] >> > >>> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: >> > >>> [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal >> > >>> How far is your home from a paved road? >> > >>> [_] 1 mile >> > >>> [_] 2 miles >> > >>> [_] don’t know > — > — > http://www.angelfire.com/id/phoenixacroteam
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>>> > Texas Driving Licence Application Form
As someone who has had drivers licenses in both the states I mention, that’s more like the Alabama drivers’ license than the Texas drivers’ license. <grin>
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>>> > Texas Driving Licence Application Form
<snipped> Rib cracking, belly bouncing humor such as this could raise the dead. Might even get Elvis to make a new movie. Vern
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This is way too funny. Thanks Klaas 
>> > Texas Driving Licence Application Form
snipped…. Peace, —
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